WordPress has this really great widget called Akismet that captures spam comments and let’s you moderate them. Occasionally a real comment gets stuck in the spam filter, but for the most part it’s just spam. For awhile, I wasn’t getting all that much spam, but it’s starting to pick up, unfortunately. I’ve gotten over 20 spam comments in the last two days. At least a couple were pretty amusing.
Take, for instance, the spam comment I got yesterday.
hot asian pussy
You might be wondering, “What’s so funny about that?” This is probably something that is only funny to me. First of all, I don’t swing that way. Also? Hot is not the first word that comes to mind when someone says pussy, mkay? Secondly, since I’ve got a little asian in me, I might have a little firsthand knowledge about asian pussy. Asian pussy? Still not hot in my book. If someone else wants to see that, fine by me, but I already have intimate knowledge of how the pussy works and I’ve seen what it looks like. And you know what? Still not digging it.
Today I got this one:
the pros and cons of the kkk
Really? PROS and cons? I mean, I totally get the cons. You know, being an asshole violent racist bigot and all. But I’m sorry, what pros could there possibly be to being in the KKK? That piqued my interest just a little. I seriously want to know what is so great about being an asshole violent racist bigot. Because from over here? Just not seeing it.
Oh yeah, and there was also this one:
enema photos
Um, yeah. No thanks. I mean, I’ll talk about poo and poo-related things as much as the next guy (or gal), but I sure as hell don’t want to look at it.
The rest were your normal run of the mill *yawn* porn-related spam.
Edited to add:
I just got this one:
sexy asian lesbian
This site contains relevant information about sexy asian lesbian.
Do you think they read this post? And if so, is this an attempt at sarcasm?
OK, so there is a lot to cover here but let me take a stab at it.
1. Hot Asian pussy. You probably have enough hot, or at least warm, to last a lifetime. Not buying.
2. KKK. I’m with you. I’m just not seeing any upside here.
3. ewwww
4. SAL – like you care that much.
My spam is similarly funny. Who the fuck buys prescriptions from people who cannot spell? Most of the ones I get have nonsense subjects like this: “And magneto those wagoneer”
Oh….your spam is WAAYYYY more exciting than mine!!!