I was having a conversation with my friend John* last night and we were having a discussion about kissing styles. The conversation turned to sex and booty calls, of course. The part about booty calls went something like this:
John: I have two girl friends that have told me that they wanted to sleep with me and it would be nothing but sex, but I won’t do it.
Me:What? Why not?
John:Because I’m not attracted to them that way. Besides, that would make me feel like I’m being used.
Me:This from the guy who doesn’t want a relationship? You’re saying you wouldn’t do the same thing to a girl?
John: Yeah, but I wouldn’t make her feel like a piece of meat. I’d just make her feel MY piece of meat.
We couldn’t stop laughing for about 5 minutes. However, if we stop to analyze this conversation, we can learn a few things.
1. Guys are pigs (duh!)
2. Guys really do have feelings (!).
3. If you just want to have sex with a guy, but don’t want anything else, don’t make him feel like a piece of meat and then you’ll probably get in his pants and get to feel his piece of meat.
[*Names have been changed to protect the not so innocent.]
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