Wanted Dead or Alive. But Preferably in One Piece.
And I don’t mean traveling or “portable” in a good way. I mean, these damn things got tired of NOT being finished and walked off. In their bag. So if you’ve seen my Monkey socks anywhere, please send them home. I’d like to actually finish them and wear them.
I’ve decided that the cast on edges are too tight for my Aunt Betty to be able to wear comfortably, so I’m going to keep them. Selfish? Maybe, but in the end, she won’t have to have her feet amputated because all the circulation to her feet was cut off from the socks. So really, I’m saving her feet, if not her life.
I know, I’m an amazingly thoughtful niece. More people should be like me. Really. I should already be a Saint.
Saint?Drama Pants?of the Socks.
Pretty catchy, huh?
I’ve always said you’re an incredibly thoughtful person. I had no idea just how crazy you’d go, though!