This Is Why I Married Him

Me: Our one year anniversary is coming up soon. Do you want to do something special or no?
Him: We can do something. We could go out for an hour at least.
Me: Yeah, I don?t care.
Him: Well, we’ll figure out something. But we should do something special.
Me: Ok.
Me: Are we going to exchange gifts?
Him: What’s the gift for the first year?
Me: I think it’s paper.
Him: Nah, we don’t need to exchange gifts until we get to the PS3 Anniversary.
Me: There’s no such thing!
Him: Sure there is, they just redid the anniversary gift thing recently. You know, to update it and keep up with the times and whatnot.
Me: They didn’t update it that recently.
Him: Sure they did. Anyway, we can start exchanging gifts on that anniversary.
Me: Whatever.

Related posts:

7 comments to This Is Why I Married Him