[Scene: Two parents, one child sitting around a table.]
B: So, did any girls try to kiss you or you try and kiss any girls [at the class Valentine's party]?
BAD Boy [getting off his stool with a disgusted look on his face]: I’m outta here.
[Scene ends with BAD Boy walking out of the kitchen without saying another word to or glance at either of us.]












If I can’t totally embarrass my child, then I have failed as a parent.
@b – If that’s your model, then I would say you are a smashing success.
I second the nomination about embarrassing your kids. I mean, why the heck else are we here, right? You should have laid a big, juicy one on B – just to prove your point about how good kissing is – ya know?
Well, I did learn from one of the best.
lol Way to go, b. Mine are still young enough that nothing I do embarrasses them yet. I’m biding my time.
Waitta go B! I think you should ask him again, I wanna know too!