- There are gnomes who live in our house that like to make messes while we are not here. They have been particularly bad of late because we are not here as much now that soccer season has started.
- The laundry has it out for me. I also think it is multiplying. There is NO WAY we own THAT MANY TOWELS.
- Work sucks now that they’re all YOU CANNOT HAVE FUN AT WORK, OTHERWISE WE CANNOT SUCK YOUR SOUL TO FEED THE MACHINE. (Translation: No more internet for fun stuff. They are watching.)
- I need a magic wand. Purely for housecleaning purposes.
- I have GOT to get a laptop since the desk top is downstairs in the Dahmer room and I’m lazy and don’t like to walk down here. Also, it’s lonely. Oh so lonely. And also cold.
- A picture of a sleeve that is the second sleeve that is not even halfway done makes for poor blogging (but I’m going to tell you about it anyway).
- Chloe and Charlie have some kind of contract with one another to drive me insane. Part of that contract is to pretend to try to kill each other 17 MILLION TIMES A DAY.
- It is time for a change of hair color.
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If I had a magic wand it would not be used just for house cleaning. Even if iits purpose were meant to be only for house cleaning, I would abuse the privelege and do all sorts of fun and evil things. I would have no will power.
It’s gnome season, for sure. I was just sitting here minding my own business, working on my flicker sock and having a mimosa, when I looked into the dining room and the evil Ren Faire gnomes had apparently been having brunch.
Bastards.
When you figure out how to get rid of your gnomes, do share. I must have a freakin’ infestation.
Oh man, I hate when they start watching internet at work. Hate it.
What color hairs?
Get a laptop – apparently the MacBook Pro is the hot item. Then take it into work and surf the interwebs at lunch time on someone else’s wireless network.
And get a red stapler.
Damn job!!!
Do ghosts make messes???
Are you going with something more punk like purple?
MACBOOK PRO!!! Love it.
You have gnomes too?
What color are you thinking? Oh, and serious agreement on the magic wand.