Things I Have Learned from My Pets

  • No matter how much you scare the dog by yelling and screaming and waving your arms at him, he will never be scared enough to stop eating the cat’s poop straight out of the litter box.
  • It really is pointless (and kind of mean) to yell at the dog for eating the cats’ food when they eat his food, too.
  • Anything that you leave out in the open where a cat can reach is fair game for becoming a cat toy.
  • Dogs cannot tell the difference between his stuffed animals and yours.
    • They also don’t care.
  • Naps are a crucial part of the day.
    • The more naps, the better.
  • When it comes to the dog going after the cat, 9 times out of 10, the cat was asking for it.

 

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