Things For Which I Don’t Particularly Care

1. Tires that separate when you’re doing 60 on the interstate while going uphill at 9:30 at night.
2. Not being able to change a tire by myself.
3. Having to call someone else to come change my tire. This makes me feel like an asshole.
4. Not having a lug wrench to change the goddamn tire.
5. The spare donut tire being flat.
6. Having to go put air in the spare. He he. Air in the spare.
7. The fucking spare having a bent rim and leaking air.
8. Keeping other people up WAY past their bedtimes because of my stupid flat.
9. Having to deal with getting a new tire the next day.
10. Losing my license Monday and not being able to find it.
11. Having to go get a new license. (Because you know it’ll turn up now. Murphy’s law says so.)
12. Still having to deal with issues from the whole identity theft thing.
13. Brussels sprouts.

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