The Opposite of Eye Candy

This little gem came to me via e-mail and I passed it on to a few friends because, honestly, it’s too funny not to. Take a minute to peruse it if you dare.

The following e-mail exchange happened between one of my co-workers and myself after I e-mailed it to her.

Me: Too funny!

K: Did you date those boys???

Me: Hell no!

K: Yeah right you probably buried your bosoms in those mullets

Me: I think that is the grossest mental image I’ve ever had in my life.

K: Well only if that is the only place they had a mullet

Me: Excuse me while I go throw up.

K: PLEASE NOT IN THE MULLET

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3 comments to The Opposite of Eye Candy

  • OMG…haha! Thanks for the laugh!! :)

  • Celeste

    A stunning example of the meximullet walked by my house the other day. It was such a stellar specimen that it stopped Amanda and I in midconversation. Perfectly groomed in front and long blue/black down the to the belt in the back…to make it even better, he was wearing a wife beater and had a Tom Selleck moustache.

    (Oh – by the by – I’ve been blocked from Myspace at work! sniff.)

  • I’m disappointed that the code name “shlong” wasn’t listed. It’s short, it’s long, it’s a shlong!

    Of course, this is nothing compared to my disappointment that where I live, I only laugh to keep from crying for the mullet is alive and well in this neck [blanket] of the woods.