Last night I had a dream that all the departments on our floor were gathered together in a large room and?promotions were then handed out like we were at an awards show. People were crying and giving speeches after their promotion was announced. It was really weird.

And then we were attacked by teenage boys who thought they were wolves.

Last night I had a dream that even I find somewhat disturbing.

My dreams were invaded by a hair band, maybe Poison, and they were seriously getting way too busy with any girl they could find. In my head. What I found most disturbing was that my point of view kept slipping back and forth between the band and the groupies.

It was like VH1 Behind the Music. Raw and Uncut. But very porn-like.

In a bad way.

Now I feel like the inside of my head needs to be scrubbed with some Ajax and a Brillo pad.