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Can I Get Some Fries With That?

So the drawback to Halloween is the candy. I know. You think I’m crazy. But hear me out. Halloween is fantastic for dressing up as an alter ego or what have you, but then on Nov. 1? ALL the candy goes on sale! And also people bring that stuff to work and it is EVERYWHERE. And next thing you know, you’ve eaten your body weight in fun-size candy bars, had a ridiculous sugar rush, crash, crazy ass dreams and then a sugar hangover.

Seriously. Crazy. Ass. Dreams. Like this one I posted on my girlfriend’s Facebook page after Halloween:

Had a dream last night in which you and I went to the Y to hang out with Kate? I think It was Kate. We were by the pool (which looked unlike any YMCA pool I’ve ever been to, but more like a Vegas hotel pool) which was indoors, but everyone was there laying out. By the indoor pool. Anyway, you decided that while we were there, you were going to take a shower, so you undressed, asked me to hand you your shampoo & soap (Imagine the “drink me” bottle in Alice in Wonderland, but full of shampoo and conditioner. And also 2 of them.), and then walked over to a refrigerator, got inside and took a shower. I had to stand outside the fridge to keep the door cracked so the light would stay on, but not too wide so everyone wouldn’t see you in the shower. PS. You were taking a shower because we were going to go out later and I was carrying a Mary Poppins type bag with everything we could ever possibly need in it. And I may have been wearing an Eskimo snow suit. (Note to self: Probably time to switch the heat on.)

It also leads to ridiculous conversations. Like this one with B.

B: What do you want for dinner?

Me: Twizzlers.

B: That’s not the healthiest dinner.

Me: But I want Twizzlers for dinner!

B: Fine. But you’ll need to have a veg with that.

Me: Okaaaay… How about green beans?

B: With your Twizzlers?

Me: Yes.

B: I guess that’ll work.

…………………….

So in case you were wondering, I’d really like some Twizzlers, please.

And also maybe I should cut back on the sugar.

 


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Random List: Halloween Edition

  • It turns out that if I stay up past 2 am, get up and drink a cup of coffee between the  hours of 11 am and 1 pm, I will, in fact, stay up past 3 am the following night. I don’t know if this makes me old or awesome.
  • I’m going with awesome.
  • Except for the part where I had to go to work on 3 hours sleep.
  • Which, for the record, I can still do. Mostly well.
  • This also reinforces my decision to NOT drink coffee after my initial morning cup. Which happens to be a lot of espresso.
  • Specifically, I drink the equivalent of 6 – 8 shots of espresso every morning.
  • OK, maybe that isn’t exactly specific.
  • Have I mentioned I’m working on 3 hours of sleep?
  • The older I get, the less I give a shit which exponentially increases my level of having fun.
  • Next year I will come up with a contingency Halloween costume more than 4 days in advance of going out for Halloween.
  • Coincidentally, I love next day free shipping.
  • Contingency plans are key in life.
  • I may or may not be pretending to not be home to avoid handing out candy because I don’t feel like wearing pants.
  • I still love candy corn.
  • HAPPY HALLOWEEN!


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Reader's Digest: Drama Pants Style

Hmmm… So about 2 weeks ago to the day, I may have mentioned something about showing you my SAFF loot. Well, I’m not going to do that today either. Mostly because I have yet to photograph any of the loot and also it might already be put away and I don’t feel like hauling it all back out. Let’s just say that I am well stocked to get me through the winter. At the very least.

What I *do* have is more pictures from SAFF:

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Some pictures from Halloween:

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var so = new SWFObject(“http://www.db798.com/pictobrowser.swf”, “PictoBrowser”, “460″, “460″, “8″, “#EEEEEE”); so.addVariable(“source”, “sets”); so.addVariable(“names”, “Halloween 2009″); so.addVariable(“userName”, “Little Miss Drama Pants”); so.addVariable(“userId”, “62079939@N00″); so.addVariable(“ids”, “72157622716978142″); so.addVariable(“titles”, “on”); so.addVariable(“displayNotes”, “on”); so.addVariable(“thumbAutoHide”, “on”); so.addVariable(“imageSize”, “medium”); so.addVariable(“vAlign”, “center”); so.addVariable(“vertOffset”, “0″); so.addVariable(“colorHexVar”, “EEEEEE”); so.addVariable(“initialScale”, “off”); so.addVariable(“bgAlpha”, “72″); so.write(“PictoBrowser091109181455″);

I am yet again engaged in my never ending war with my arch nemesis, Laundry. I am currently winning the battle. Sort of. Mostly. Sorry, no pictures of my laundry. I’m sure you’re crushed.

My new current obsession: coupon cutting. And using. I feel like I’m channeling my grandmother when I cut coupons. We ate many a breakfast or lunch at Hardy’s when I was a kid visiting my grandparents because my grandmother had coupons. She carried them in a fanny pack that she wore. I’m not quite there yet. But mostly because I can’t find a fanny pack I like.

And knitting one, lonely cupcake for the September birthday in BAD Boy’s class. Don’t worry, I’ll show you a picture when it’s done. Which it isn’t, but it will be. I’m sure you’re on the edge of your seat with bated breath in anticipation of the unveiling of another cupcake.

So what’s going on with you?

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