Emily had a pretty good guess about yesterday’s post.
But while it was indeed food related, it was not even close to being a jolly rancher. See?
When Shrek 3 came out, some stoner at the Cheetos Think Tank(TM) thought it would be a GREAT idea to make Cheetos that turn your tongue green. Because, well, I have no idea why. A lot of stupid ideas seem really brilliant when you’re high. At least, that’s what I hear. This was what happened to my tongue after eating about 5 cheetos. I decided after that to stop eating them because I had no idea how long my tongue would stay green and, like La so kindly pointed out, someone might think I’d been blowing Kermit. And while he is an icon, I don’t think he’s that kind of icon and I really don’t want it to get around that I sleep with (famous) frogs.
This is when the blending of food and science gets a little too weird, even for me.
What tripped me up was that your tongue was supposed to be some color.
That’s just weird.
And the cheetos…? It… oh. For heaven’s sake. I mean honestly.
isn’t it bad enough you get orange cheese goo on your fingertips after a while? Sheesh!
I am shocked and appalled.
Poor Kermie, missed out again.