Suckage

You know, the world goes gray and I seem to loose what little creative writing ability I have. Maybe this is my cryptonite when it comes to blogging. Kind of like if I’m driving in a neighborhood that isn’t laid out like a grid, I get hopelessly lost because nothing makes sense. Or how when you’re having sex and the cat sniffs your butt, you totally lose your mojo. OK, maybe not that last one, but you get the point, right?

I was thinking about posting a picture of my big toe to give you an idea of just how boring it is in my head right now (note to self: stop using the "phrase in my head." It makes you look mental.), but I haven’t had a pedicure since I don’t even know when and I’m not wearing any polish and well, it’s beyond boring.

Seriously, I’ve got nothing. I hate winter. Harumph.

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