Speechless?

Well, maybe not so much speechless, but more like topicless….

You know, I’ve been accused of…."ranting" on this blog. I’ve also been accused of "cussing like a sailor". I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. Cussing like a sailor. Really. I cuss worse than a sailor and you know it. And I am not ranting, I’m just expressing a really strong opinion. Fucker.

Eh, who am I kidding? I rant. A lot. But it’s kind of fun. Besides, if I do it here, I maintain a slightly more pleasant personality in real life. Maybe.

Since I have no topic, no rant and don’t really feel like cussing as much as usual, let’s make a list, shall we?

Question is, what will the list be about? Well, this is a knitting blog so maybe I should list things that I’d like to knit.

Things I’d Like to Knit*

1. Cardigan
2. Lace Shawl
3. Sweater
4. Hat**
5. Mittens
6. Cables***
7. Monsters/dolls
8. Socks
9. Arm warmers

*this list is subject to change at any time

**I love making hats, so they will always be on my list

***I like the idea of knitting cables, but I have yet to find anything that I want to wear with cables on it, so this is a bit of a conundrum.

As you can see, I haven’t listed any specific patterns. That has a lot to do with the whole "subject to change at any time" clause.

Oh, here’s another list:

Knitting Related Things I Will Never Do:

1. Raise sheep, goats, rabbits, alpaca or any other animal that produced a fiber with which I knit.
2. Sheer any of the above mentioned animals.
3. Carding
4. Spinning

Knitting Related Things I Might Do:

1. Dye yarn – because, honestly, that’s kinda cool.

Oh, and another list:

Things I’ll Probably Never Knit

1. Baby Clothes*
2. Blankets
3. Belts
4. Bags

Huh, everything on that list started with a "b". Coincidence, I assure you.

*Baby hats are not included in baby clothes because they are hats and hats are fun.

Got it? Good.

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