Ever wonder what you would look like if you were inside out? Ever wonder what it would be like if you could feel that you were upside down on the earth? I think that would be kinda fun…but only if you couldn’t feel the blood rushing to your head for being upside down. I imagine that your head would hurt after awhile.
Ever wonder what would happen if animals really could reproduce cross-species? Did anyone watch those World of Tomorrow cartoons as a kid? I think they were some of my favorite cartoons with all the wacky inventions and animals that they came up with.
Ever wonder why you thought it was a good idea to act on your stupid idea? I think that might be a no brainer. Maybe. Should be. Especially when you’re sober and you do it.
Ever wonder why it’s hard to keep good news a secret? Or is that just me?
Ever wonder who decided it would be a good idea to stay at work for 9 hours at a time? I’m pretty sure it’s scientific fact that the majority of people in the workforce are only good for about 6 hours of real productivity on a regular basis.
And also, why is it that once you get out of school, you no longer get a summer break. Does anyone else thinks this is complete crap? And what’s up with only get two weeks vacation a year and you can’t even take them all in one fell swoop? Who made up the stupid rule you can only take one week max at a time? Why? I think everyone should be entitled to a sabbatical at some point in their career. Certainly not every year, but at some point every X number of years. Paid, too.
Ever wonder why stress is such a great motivator? Also, I just want to know who started spreading the propaganda of "your house must always be clean." That’s crap. Well, not entirely. Sure, you probably don’t want to live like a slob, but there’s no reason why your home has to look like it could be shot for a catalog. You know what I think? I think clutter is the sign of a brilliant mind. But that’s just me. Not filth. Not being gross and not taking out your trash or never washing your dishes. I’m just saying that just because you don’t put everything in a certain place, the world will not end. That’s all I’m saying.
You know what I think about a lot (and have my entire life…?)
So if the colour I see and call “red” is red to me but you see it in what I call “blue” but you still call it “red.” That bothers me (think blue apples and purple grass etc….ekkk!)
Oh, and I totally agree that clutter is a sign of a brilliant mind.
Oh yes it will! The world will end as we know it! So you go home right now missy, and spend the next two weeks putting your clutter away!!! Or drinking mai tais. Your choice.
When are we SNBing again???