Look at me! I am beautiful! I am magnificent! I am a work of art! I am…..damn I am lonely. I searched all over San Diego for my sockmate. I couldn’t find him/her/it. I feel like I am finally a whole sock, but I still feel like I am only half of a pair. I want to be a pair! Oh, sockRomeo, sock Romeo, where art thou sockRomeo? OK, that was really lame and sad. I need to get….a sockmate! Someone to walk around with! *sigh*
Hhhhmmmm, is this my good side? 
Or is this side better? I can’t decide. I mean, I am so damn good looking! Shoes are begging me to come and stay for a spell. They all want me! But what I want is my sockmate! What’s the point of looking this good if I don’t have anyone to constantly remind me and mirror image me? I am the best looking sock in town! Hell, in the state! NO. IN THE WORLD. Because, I mean, look at me, I am GORGEOUS. Oh, but so lonely…..if only I had a sockmate.
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