I am Amish Sock, arch nemesis of Super Knitter Girl (aka kNiThEaD). See how I made her reknit me so that I could have the stockinette heel that is rightfully mine! Look at me and be mesmerized by my beautiful colors. You are getting sleepy…..so sleepy…..you will do what I say…mwahahaha! I have you now!
Anyway, the life of an arch nemesis is not all it’s cracked up to be. I don’t feel complete. I feel like a part of me is missing. Also, I’m lonely. One day I hope to have a life mate. I mean, I may be evil and all, but I still have feelings. I want a partner in crime. All the really great evil masterminds were couples: Bonnie and Clyde, Thelma and Louise, Batman and Robin…er, you get the idea.
In an effort to become complete, I stowed away on the plane to San Diego in my portable lair and am currently looking for my mate. I’m pretty sure Super Knitter Girl is holding her captive somewhere. I will find her! I will prevail! And once we are together, NO ONE CAN STOP US! MWAHAHAHA!!!MWAHAHAHA!!!MWAHAHAHA!!!
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