See that giant pile of dead crap? The people across the street from us are renovating a house and have moved on to landscape. Apparently they cut down and/or back a bunch of trees in their yard and decided that OUR yard would be better place to put it. WITHOUT ASKING OR EVEN SO MUCH AS A BY YOUR LEAVE. Whatever, I’m not bitter. Much.
This happened sometime between Saturday and Sunday morning when we noticed it, which brings us to believe they did it in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. B finally talked to someone Monday.?The guy’s?response? “Uh, yeah, I’m expecting some gravel and sod for the yard so I’ll move it Tuesday.” What the fuck? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH YOU LITTERING OUR YARD WITH YOUR CRAP, ASSHAT?
No apology. No, “My bad. I should have asked, but it was late and I’M AN ASSHAT.”?Because that? That would make sense. So I’m sure you, dear reader, are also not surprised by the fact that the giant pile of dead trash was STILL THERE TUESDAY.
B attempted to move it back across the street to litter asshat’s yard Wednesday night, but being as that asshat?has a Bobcat in his yard and those branches are heavy, we’re figuring he used the bobcat to move the pile into our yard. Instead,?B dragged one particularly large section of tree and left it under the tree in the front yard of Ass de Hat.
B was going to round up some friends Thursday night to move everything back over, but asshat was saved by early Thursday morning?trash pickup. I was hoping we could just spread all?the?trash all over his yard and then light it on fire, but now revenge is lost to us forever.
Damn reliable trash pickup.
ASSHAT.
Our next door neighbors told us (during our first ever conversation) after they moved in that our side yard was a snake pit and were we planning on doing anything about it? Needless to say, it pissed me off. Later on, they built a privacy fence between our yard and theirs. And only on that side, too. Total asshats.
Our next door neighbor (who is great) was renovating his house and the guys doing the work dumped all the old flooring and other trash onto the woman’s property across the alley from us. Instead of finding out who put the garbage on her property, she moved it all onto OUR property and then had the nerve to go onto the Crestwood yahoo board and complain about it! When she’d just done the very same thing to us! Instead of dragging it all to her front porch like I would’ve done, SB calmy replied to her message that he was not the one who’d put it onto her property, but that he would bag it up from OUR property so that the big trash guys would pick it up. He did too, much to my chagrin (I’m not nearly as nice as he is). People are so f’in inconsiderate! And neighbors are often the worst!
Okay, one more. When all the leaves fall in the Fall? The folks up the street never bag their leaves, they just pile them in the street. I’m talking 4′ tall piles of leaves, too. As soon as we get a decent rain, the leaves all gully-wash down into OUR yard (which has been raked and the leaves bagged, tyvm) and we look like the white trash yard. Grrrrr….
I think I see a nice cocktail in my future – you’ve got my dander up!
OMG you had BETTER have been planning on inviting me to that “trash the neighbor’s yard with his own shit” party!
And all y’all wonder why we all have fences in California.
Grace Happens.
Great use of the word Asshat!- one of my personal favorites as well. The Brookies around us would never think of dumping debris in a neighbor’s yard. Brookies would never think of doing their own yardwork……
Maybe your tree-cutting asshats should get together with the mariachi-blasting asshats across the street from me and breed a whole new breed of super mutant asshats.
I sure like saying ‘asshat’.