Reasons Why You Should Be My Friend

1. I can probably talk you into buying anything…especially if it’s techmology related.
2. I’m always up for an adventure.
3. I like getting lost….as long as there is plenty of gas in the car or a gas station nearby.
4. I will be honest if you are wearing something that makes you look bad/fat.
5. I will make you laugh…and more than likely spray some kind of liquid out your nose.
6. I do voices.
7. I say inappropriate things with impeccably bad timing.
8. I tend to fall alot ~ usually with great drama and flair. It’s funny. Trust me.
9. I am not afraid to make a fool of myself. In public. Often.
10. I am 98% evil, but in a good way.
11. I will watch bad movies and pretend to be the robot from Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
12. I hate boy bands.

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