Post SAFF Dramedy

I went to SAFF and then it turned into November and ummm…Hi! How are you? Say hi to your mother for me.

Anyway, gather ’round, children, while Auntie Pants tells you a tale of loss and underwear.

When we went to SAFF, I managed to lose my favorite bra and a pair of panties. I gave Evil Science Chick a DETAILED description of them and she e-mailed the owner of the cabin about it. It turned out that the cleaning lady found some panties and bras and a pair of socks that he thought were hand knit.

Anyway, instead of letting me hide my shame at forgetting my unmentionables (that are being mentioned here. So…), she sent me his contact info and told me to get in touch with him about my undies.

I worked up some courage and finally e-mailed him about my underwear and he was very polite and professional about the whole thing. I sent him my address to send me my unders and he mailed them rather promptly. In fact, I got the package yesterday.

I was actually really excited about it because it was my favorite bra. My FAVORITE bra. And it was with eager anticipation that I opened that package. So you can only imagine how quickly my excitement turned to shock/horror/disappointment when I opened the package to find…someone else’s bras and panties. And a pair of black socks that are so clearly NOT handknit.

I did what anyone else would do in this situation. I texted ESC.

Just got someone else’s bra and panties in the mail.

Let’s just say that her response was less than helpful. So, anyway. If you were staying in the Awesome Cabin of Awesomeness and you’re missing some undies? Drop me a line.

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