On the Way Back from Dinner

Sister: [pushes crosswalk button]

Crosswalk: Wait…

Crosswalk: Wait…

Crosswalk: Wait…

Sister: All right already!

Me: Don’t yell at the crosswalk! It’s for the hearing impaired!

Sister: What?

Me: I mean visually impaired. It’s for the VISUALLY impaired.

Sister: Did you just say hearing impaired?

Me: Yes. So they don’t get run over.

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