Because I am apparently dim-witted and unable to remember to take pictures when surveying all my knitting glory.
I blocked this scarf last night. I also changed the name of the scarf to "Mood Swings". I finally used my gigantic Sew E-Z board that I bought, oh months ago and didn’t bother to tell you about it back then. Or take a picture. Gotta save some of the good stuff for later, you know? Of course, it’s not really all that good, or great, if I DON’T TAKE A PICTURE.
But you know what? It’s still not big enough. Does anyone make one bigger than 51X33? The super secret project is long and rectangular and longer than the scarf currently on on the blocking board. Will blocking it on my bed be the only way to go? What if my bed isn’t long enough? WHAT DO I DO? Knitting gods, please be kind and send me a sign! An answer! Another blocking board. A message! ANYTHING!
Also, does anyone know any good voodoo curses for evil hairdressers? April needs one. She told him, please match my natural hair color, don’t take more than an inch off the length, and I want something LOW MAINTENANCE. He didn’t do any of those things. NOT EVEN A LITTLE. We don’t necessarily want him to die, but something gross, and maybe oozing would suffice. Thanks.
edited to add:
This came straight from April. Today.
After having visited "Mr. Pollack" again (to discuss said ‘artwork’ [referring to the atrocity he performed upon her head]), had him tell me that red hair with yellow stripes IS my natural color, and that I should be happy with it…
asshole.
Just make sure to tell everyone the name and address of the hairdresser. Stress how bad a job they did. The effects will last at least ten times longer than the effects on April’s hair.
i’ll wish him bad hair days for 10 years
http://www.theanticraft.com/badjuju.htm
I’m just sayin’.
Try a female hairstylis, they’re more into making you look good then boosting their own ego. I should know, I am a ‘dresser and had some of my worst styles done by men