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More Dreams I Shouldn’t Tell You About

Me: Last night I dreamt that I was in college again and had sex with Vin Diesel. It was awful.

B: Blank stare.

Me: You need to do something about that so he doesn’t show up again.

B: OK? What did you eat last night?

Me: Cookies?

B: No more cookies.

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January 24th, 2008 | Tags: | Category: Life

10 comments to More Dreams I Shouldn’t Tell You About

  • evilsciencechick
    January 24, 2008 at 2:13 PM

    hmmm….

    I ate cookies last night, but didn’t have any weird dreams. The night before I dreamt they (who? “they!”) were giving away free fried chunks of lobster (!!!) and I waited in line to get some, but there was two lines, and everyone behind me got into the other line, and when it was my turn, the guy said I couldn’t just walk up, I had to wait in the line, and he WOULDN’T LISTEN TO ME AND BY THE TIME IT WAS MY TURN AGAIN THEY WERE OUT OF LOBSTER AND I WAS SOOOOO PISSED!

    but I’ve never had sex with vin deisel in my dreams. that’s just wrong.

  • marigold
    January 24, 2008 at 2:24 PM

    wait, wait, what’s wrong with Vin Diesel? EAT MORE COOKIES! heeheehee….

  • Stick
    January 24, 2008 at 2:41 PM

    I had cookies last night and I didn’t have nearly that good a dream. Dammit!

    btw LOVE THE NEW BANNER ON THE BLOG. It’s the most beautiful thing EVAH!!!!

  • Jaimi
    January 24, 2008 at 3:55 PM

    Ugh, Vin Diesel. Definitely avoid whatever cookies got you that dream.

  • Bob
    January 24, 2008 at 9:28 PM

    I never dream about Vin anymore since the operation.

  • Jessi
    January 24, 2008 at 10:13 PM

    Maybe if you put some rum in the cookies you’d dream about Cap’n Jack Sparrow. Num num num num.

  • Claudia
    January 25, 2008 at 7:30 AM

    What brand of cookies did you eat? You forgot to share that detail. ;-) BTW – all your spinning is super gorgous!!!

  • Celeste
    January 25, 2008 at 11:41 AM

    Okay, I couldn’t think of what Vin Disel looked like so I googled him…you could be doing much worse in your dreams. I mean I’m not one for bald headed guys (just me) but it could’ve been so much worse – um, Donald Trump comes to mind….eggghhhh.
    Strange choice of famous people to dream about having sex with but there is a lot to be said for abs though.

  • Cindy
    January 26, 2008 at 9:21 AM

    I’d get me a bag of cookies if I dreamed about him. Lawd!!!!!!!!