Actual conversation I had with myself yesterday:
Me: [Looking at my reflection in the elevator] These pants make my ass look big. I shouldn’t wear them.
Self: Maybe it’s your ass that makes your ass look big. I mean, when was the last time you went for a really good run. LAST WEEK, that’s when.
Me: But it’s cold! And today it’s raining.
Self: Lame excuses, Grace. Quit bitching and start exercising again……and lay off the ice cream, would ya? That’s not helping anything either.
Me: Bitch.
Just knit yourself a sweater like you have in the picture in the upper left there. I don’t think many people will notice your posterior while you are wearing the sweater. Plus it wouldn’t take very much yarn.
Just trying to help.
the last time i went on a run was 2002
you should see the size of my ass