Last Night

Me: Did you read my post today?

Him: I’m sure I did.

Me: You don’t remember what it was about?

Him: I know I read it. I guess it was just in one eye and out the other.

Me: Most embarrassing moment…

Him: I remember now!

Me: I can’t believe you didn’t leave a comment. I was sure you would.

Him: I didn’t want to incriminate myself.

Me: Damn.

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