Last Night at a Cook Out at Someone Else’s House

“Hey baby, do you think your neighbors would notice if there was a dog in their dog pen?”

“Probably, why?”

“No reason.”

“Are you trying to get me to own a dog?”

“Maybe.”

“That’s too much responsibility. I’d rather knock you up and make you marry me than own a dog.”

“You do that, then you’ll have to buy me a dog.”

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1 comment to Last Night at a Cook Out at Someone Else’s House

  • Viv

    awww……of course, when I read it, I imagined a deep southern drawl and the cookout being in a trailer park. Then it made me laugh that there was mention of knocking you up.

    *cackle*

    sorry….I was watching Talladega Nights the other day and the meds haven’t cleared up the crazy yet.

    ;-)