“Hey baby, do you think your neighbors would notice if there was a dog in their dog pen?”
“Probably, why?”
“No reason.”
“Are you trying to get me to own a dog?”
“Maybe.”
“That’s too much responsibility. I’d rather knock you up and make you marry me than own a dog.”
“You do that, then you’ll have to buy me a dog.”












awww……of course, when I read it, I imagined a deep southern drawl and the cookout being in a trailer park. Then it made me laugh that there was mention of knocking you up.
*cackle*
sorry….I was watching Talladega Nights the other day and the meds haven’t cleared up the crazy yet.