In the last couple of weeks, we (B and I) have taken up the sport of bowling. As in, we bowl quite a bit, as in almost every weekend. I got really tired of wearing rental shoes and trying to find a ball that fit my hand (south paw represent!), so I did what any normal person would do.
I got my own ball, shoes and fashionable bag in which to carry it all in.
If the matching Hello Kitty ball had been available in a 9lb, it would have been mine. But alas, it only came in an 8 or a 10 lb. It’s probably all for the best because I really don’t need to spend $100 on a bowling ball. Yet. So I got this one instead. I think it’s pretty righteous.
These were the best looking pair of shoes I could find. I think it’s funny, maybe even ironic, that they say “Rental Shoe” on the side because the whole point of getting my own shoes was to stop wearing rentals.
So now all I’ve got to do is take my bowling ball to the pro shop and have the holes custom fitted and drilled into my ball so I can bowl like a rock star. Or, more preferably, The Dude.
There you go showing off your ballsack.
Well, hell yeah! How many girls do you know that have their own ballsack?
“If you will it, Dood, it is no dream.”
“Well, hell yeah! How many girls do you know that have their own ballsack?”
What do you need that for, Dood? – Donny
“Forget it, Donny, you’re out of your element.” ~ Walter
No body foq wit de Jesus.
There is a HELLO KITTY BOWLING BALL???? Do you have any idea how much I must have that???
You can now get a Hello Kitty vibrator to go with your Hello Kitty ball sack. I have one.
I’m glad to see your spending habits extend BEYOND the fiber world! Have fun! I like bowling but man, you’re a freak about it! Heh.