I Think the Universe Is Mad at Me

Today has not gone well.

• Walked outside and and then back inside and got me some lovely fever symptoms!
  • chills
  • clammy
  • sweaty (well, hard to tell if it was just from the fever what with the entire city being an outdoor oven, but whatever)
• raging sore throat
• drainage of the snotty kind
• Eyes feeling like they’re full of grit
• General malaise
• LOTS of sneezing

All these things won me a visit to the doctor. I actually really like my doctor, but I am never happy to see her because it means I am sick.

And she was all: You haz sinus infection. FTW!

And I was all: FML.

And she was all: Take these medicines.

So I am restocked on all my stupid allergy medicines (that’s right, PLURAL) and a Z-Pac for the stupid sinus infection.

And then I thought maybe the Universe felt sorry for me (you know, sinus infection!) because the lenses I ordered for my camera came today. So I thought I might cheer myself up by trying one or two of them out. And I was sitting on the floor next to the fireplace taking a picture when I noticed some discomfort with my left leg. The leg I was sitting on. So I moved that leg to get more comfortable only to discover MORE discomfort.

So finally I moved off my leg. And looked at it. And then twittered this:

lilMDP

(LittleMissDramaPants)

Note to self: if your leg hurts when you're sitting in it. Get off it and see why instead of adjusting for comfort. http://yfrog.com/3u4eycj On 11:45 PM Aug 3rd 2010 from twidroid

And if you’re afraid to click on the link, then here is the picture that I posted.

That “discomfort” I felt? That was me carving designs into my leg with a rather good sized piece of broken glass from a vase that Chloe knocked off the fireplace mantle over a month ago. Charming, no?

I’m thinking about maybe investing in a full body kevlar suit. Anyone know where I can get one?

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