Dear Laundry,
Now that I finally have you under control, please be aware that I have some ground rules. They are as follows:
- No hanging out all over the house for hours on end.
- Stop hiding under furniture. Especially the couch.
- Under no circumstances may you consort with the animals.
- Only 3 loads will be washed per week. If you want to be clean, be sure to make your way to the basket.
- This one is specifically for pants: EMPTY YOUR POCKETS BEFORE ENTERING THE WASHER.
- This one is specifically for socks: STAY INSIDE THE RIDE AT ALL TIMES. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR MATE. If your mate goes missing, you get to take a short walk, capisce?
That?s it for now. I reserve the right to revise, add, and/or remove rules at any time. If you don?t like it, get out.
Love,
LMDP
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Dear LMDP,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Good one! Also, please address us by our full name.
Love,
The Laundry Pile of DOOM
ROTFL!!!
I love that you and your laundry pile have almost the same initials.
I think your laundry and my laundry have been consorting.
That’s right I said consorting.
You know, I never thought of suggesting the Buddy System to my sock pile. That’s a fine idea.
Aw, the never ending dreaded deed. That & grocery shopping………
Either my grandmother, or somebodys grandmother when I was a kid used to safety pin matching socks together before washing….
At my house it is evil elves that come into my closet fling their arms about and all of the clothes end up on the futon and the laundry basket then gets up turned and spills onto the floor…
Hysterical, I love it!
Never trust a dirty load.
LOVE IT!!! You should make prints of this and sell so we can ALL post in our laundry rooms!!! LOL!!!