The Good:
I found the bathing suit I wanted on ebay for WAY less than any other website AND I was able to buy a second bathing suit from the same seller that was super duper on sale. I ended up getting both bathing suits for under $100 with shipping. The best part, though? THEY FIT MY BOOBS. SQUEE!!!!
The Bad:
The seller is in ENGLAND and the transaction is taking longer than I anticipated. So, guess what? I probably won?t have my two brand new super cute bathing suits for the beach when we go next week. I might have been slightly overly optimistic in thinking that I would have the bathing suits by the end of the week. STUPID!
The Ugly:
GAH. Now I?ll have to go and try to find a bathing suit with a top that will fit these two very large cantelopes that sit on my chest and try to pass themselves off as boobies. That should be easy??HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Though, after hours of trying on every bathing suit top in the store I might not be laughing so much as uncontrollably sobbing. Fanfuckingtastic.
Sigh?.if only we lived in Spain.
Yes. Living in Spain would solve everything. Bathing suit shopping sucks, unless you’re with a bunch of girlfriends and you take over the dressing rooms at Rich’s and toss suits back and forth until everyone has one that they’re happy with. Man, that was fun.
My solution is to hire a hot cabana boy to carry my WATERMELONS around……
Drink heavily before you go bathing suit shopping. I’m just sayin’.
I agree with Kate…cocktail hour before/during bathing suit shopping is a must.
I would totally be your cabana boy, for a very modest fee, after B’s arms got tired from holding your cantaloupes.