I do not want to talk about how when I went to work on NOVEMBER SECOND there were CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS all over the place. It looked like Christmas had thrown up in there. Or so I thought. But no, it was more like Christmas had hit puberty and it was just the beginning of a growth spurt. Because now? NOW THERE IS EVEN MORE CHRISTMAS AND IT’S ONLY THE FIRST WEEK OF NOVEMBER.
And yes, that last sentence did need to be in all caps. I HATE CHRISTMAS. I hate how the second greatest holiday of the year is completely IGNORED. I hated it even more that when we were in Target in OCTOBER shopping for the greatest holiday of all time, HALLOWEEN, there were CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS FOR SALE BEHIND THE HALLOWEEN STUFF.
Look, it’s bad enough that Thanksgiving is, for all intents and purposes, a completely ignored holiday. But to start putting out Christmas crap when people are trying to get ready for Halloween? That is like going to a strip club only to find that your grandma is on stage. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT.
So you know what, Christmas?? This is me waving BOTH my middle fingers at you RIGHT NOW until December 26th. I am sick and tired of your pushy ways and I have had enough.
You leave me no other options but to declare a personal war against you, Christmas.
AGAIN.
So does this mean I have less shopping to do now?
*sigh* You have NO IDEA how glad I am to not be working at Interiorscapes right now! Your work was always our first install of the year – but we started getting ready months before…imagine making Christmas wreaths in August. Blecchhhhhhh.
oh and I like your new little header thingie…you’re becoming quite the graphic designer!!!
Yeah! What she said!
You shouldn’t hate Christmas, you should hate all the asshats who have turned it into the obscene display of materialism that it has become. I don’t like it when people take down their trees early either. Christmas only starts on December 25. It lasts until January 6. Oh, what has the world come to????