Yesterday afternoon:
Hobo: Can you spare some change so I can get some jumper cables?
Me: Sorry.
Last night my phone rings at 1:00 a.m. as I’m getting home:
Me: Hello?
Prank Caller: Hey whore, what’s up?
Me: Who is this?
PC: You’re such a whore.
Me: All right. If it makes you feel better.
PC: Yeah, it does. Pancake nipples.
Me: Yeah, ok. Whatever. [CLICK]
Pancake nipples? That’s the best she’s got? What a loser. These kids today, they don’t know the art of prank calling.
Who doesn’t like pancakes? Anyone?
Was it the same prank caller as last time?
I like pancakes!
It was a she? Fascinating!
I got a call at 1am once from a woman who told me the guy I’d gone on dates with had a girlfriend. Turned out it was the girlfriend herself calling me. At 1am. In the morning. Unfortunately I was too sleep deprived to say something witty like “You’re an idiot.” Alas, not so clever after being woken up.
Mmmm, pancakes.