Me: I need to get my haircut.
Naomi: I thought you were growing it out?
Brant: How are you going to cut it?
Me: Well, really more like a trim. I’m still growing it out. But I kind of want to chop it all off again.
Naomi: How short?
Me: As short as it used to be.
Brant: What, like, at your ears?
Me: No, much shorter.
Naomi: You’re not going to get that lesbian haircut again, are you?
Me: It wasn’t a lesbian haircut!
Naomi: Yes it was!
Brant: What did it look like?
Me: It was shaved pretty short in the back, and it was spiky on top and my bangs were kinda long in the front.
Brant: You had an emo boy’s haircut?
Naomi: [laughing uncontrollably]
Me: [hanging my head in shame] Yes. I had an emo boy’s haircut.
I don’t remember you with emo-boy hair.
I do remember the spikey short, I will call it a pixie cut…seeing as I could easily be accused of having lesbian hair, or emo boy hair too for that matter (it really needs a new dye job, but I’m scared for this particular reason.)
I would highly suggest waiting for warmer weather, my neck has been c-o-l-d.
My boyfriend’s oldest proclaimed herself to be emo a while back. I laughed at her. That’s why they cut themselves, isn’t it?
Best emo joke ever: “I wish my lawn was emo so it would just cut itself.”
You’re an emo boy. Hehe. I KNEW you were a boy!
Also, what’s that dragon from? I LOVE it!
How out of it am I? I don’t even know who (what) emo boy is, so the reference is completely lost on me. I suck
La, go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo
How do I like beautiful young women with really short hair… not so much.
Don’t do it!
I want to grow my hair out, too, but I keep screwing up by saying “I’m just going in for a trim,” then getting it all hacked off again. I’m making friends with barettes. Resist the urge!!
I went to a Chinese restaurant up in Asheville, NC last summer and ALL of the young male waiters had emo hair. It was a little odd. It was almost like it was part of the uniform.
I just got my hair did by the same girl that gave you that emo cut! I asked Lori for a reference and she sent me to her.
She told me all about cutting it – how she almost cried when she whacked off your long gorgeous hair.
I think you look much better as is, present day.
Don’t chop.