You and I, we have something in common. We are not exceptionally tall in the least. I mean, you are taller than me, but you are not tall in general. I think you fall in the average range. And while I completely understand the desire to be taller*, this is still cheating:

You know what happens to cheaters? You get your leg ripped out. Harsh, I know, but you left me with no alternative. Now don’t try and pull a stunt like that again, you hear me?
*in all fairness, we’re having pattern issues again.












Ouch!
I will never cheat around you! Eeep.
Ira, are you reading this?