He’ll Be the First to Tell You He’s Blind as a Bat

Early morning.

Me: Does this look ok?

Him: Yeah, I like the tights with the dress. It?s very modern.

Maybe an hour later:

Him: I like those tights better than the black ones you had on earlier.

Me: Uh, these ARE the tights I had on earlier.

Him: Are you sure?

Me: Yeeaaahh.

Him: Huh. Well I still like them better than the black ones.

And then my head exploded.

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