Today’s transcripts are messages from my two of my sisters. One has a really strong southern accent. The other doesn’t. Google Voice equally and royally mangled the transcripts to both messages.
My oldest sister (with the strong accent) left me that makes her sound like a total crazy party girl. You know, the kind who usually ends up in jail.
Hey Miss Pants, Your Sister and we were going to get to by the fireworks calm. Annette and found they had a class that we want to see if we can trash of party. Harterman y’all but we wouldn’t here cos i think a lot last year you would not sure if you could have hey, i’m going to be able at the lodge live. Anyway, just let me know that’d be dot got day today. So, ohh anyway and me know. Thanks.
I believe this was a call about watching the fireworks together one 4th of July. By the way? My oldest sister is pretty much the opposite of anyone who would trash of party (Whatever that is. It’s probably something bad so I don’t want to know.)
And this is the message from my baby sister who always leaves really short messages if she even leaves one at all. She, like me, grew up overseas and has little to no Southern accent. You would think that would make it really easy for Google Voice to transcribe. You would be wrong.
Hey Sister, I’m going to the human and I want to come over your house so I’m going to Howard. So if that. Okay, okay. My eat.
I am pretty sure Google Voice thinks my baby sister is a cannibal.
And? I’m 99% certain that this is what men hear when women talk to each other, anyway.
I made a video, but for whatever reason, my blog won’t play it. You can find it here.
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