Google Voice Wednesday: Anniversary Style

In honor of it being B’s and my 4th wedding anniversary, I give to you some of my favorite google voice transcripts from B.

What the tractor. Hey babe, or almost home. I don’t know if you’re still worried and are or are done of what I had heard from you but I love you and I’ll try to work now, seeded bye.

and

Hey, sorry I was just gonna touch bases with you. I would like take search was going through all the best. I just wanted to know in case with Chuck and I think the probably. Whole foods as nothing yellow or chocolate. But I a call now. I may go to the page and see if I can sign, yellow chocolate for you down there so I think I have the same sooner than later. Later things down there somebody get that of oral and it out here in a little bit to go pick a Jeff Wednesday drinks. I have vacuum and in the house and sprayed out of our best evidence of urine. So the two from rooms and hallways of. Pretty nice. And I love you I guess I’ll catch you later. Bye.

And, of course, the refined caveman monologue: