I have been blogging for over four years, people and until six months ago, I had never had the first-hand experience of dealing with a troll. Well, that’s changed now. See for yourself.
For those of you who are not familiar with the term troll, Wikipedia defines a troll as such:
An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial and usually irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, with the intention of baiting other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.
The first comment was left by “Teppie” on my post “My Bad Y’all” from October 7, 2007 which was about 2 months after B and I got married.
Nice spelling on “recuperating”?! I was saddened when I saw you. B has always chosen thin, fashionable looking women. Oh well, at least you’re nice?? And you can knit yourself out of a wet paper bag!
I deleted it from the comments at the time because I thought it was spam.
The next two comments were left by Stephanie on January 20, 2008 on my post “Riddle Me This.” (I deleted them as well.)
It sounds to me like you have a “weighty issue” on your hands. Could it bother you that your husband has always chosen thin, beautiful women in the past and now he’s stuck with you? Answer honestly, because you ARE fat.
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Please don’t post anyythng about G, or do photos, cuz pedophiles get hold of that shit. But I’m SURE your main concern is your step-son’s wellbeing. Yeah, right! Hello!!!
I’ll make sure and notify Donna. By the way , she’s very embarrassed about her son’s new marriage. She won’t even acknowledge it as a legal option. She thinks of Brandon’s marriage as a front. Good Luck! Soldier!!!
Stephanie also left this comment on my post “Consumerism at Its Finest” on January 20, 2008. (I also deleted this one.)
you seem to have a chip on your shoulder about your weight, I don’t think you’re happy with yourself. Your blog entries seem to be on the “defensive side” instead of the ‘enough about me”,… It seems to say, “What else can i
say about me?” You’ve never given birth to a child. You eat rabbitts and dogs for holiday dinners, and your husband will never EVER take you out in public to meet his friends for it will be the ultimate embarrassment to himself. Don’t belive me? Invite him to Henry Rollins!
And then there was this comment by “Jane” on February 22, 2008 on my post “At Least He Didn’t Call Security”
I can’t believe you act like this and have friends that are proud of you. Something to tell your kids?? You are very weird.
“Jane” also left this comment on February 27, 2008 to my post “Self-Sabotage.”
“Fuck”……nice language, does your son read this?
And then this past Friday night, March 14, 2008, Stephanie left this comment on “Self-Sabotage.” (I think it’s an attempt at sarcasm.)
I hate it when that happens
Stephanie also left this comment that same night (March 14, 2008) on my post “Behind the Scenes” two times. (She felt very strongly about this, I guess.)
Haven’t you discovered that you’re not married to a thoughtful person? I’ve known him for 20 years and he’s never thought of anyone but himself. Poor you.
And then the crowning moment was when Stephanie left this comment on my post “Happy Birthday, Punkin’” also on March 14, 2008.
WoW!!! Happy B’day G-Man! I’ll see you Sunday! You look so much like your real Mom. Thankfully, she’s taught you manners, obedience, and gratitude. What a wonderful mother Heather is. She’s fed you REAL food, not easy-mac! She’s taught you to Thank people for being nice and sweet to you, and she’s taught you to have sympathy for those who are physically and mentally unattractive and to find beauty in everyone and everything. I love you sweetie!
I left the last four comments up. You know, so no one will cry that I violated their First Amendment rights and what not. However, I think Stephane, “Teppie” and “Jane” should find a more constructive hobby. And I don’t know about y’all, but I’m starting to think Stephanie has a crush on me.
You just have to feel sorry, very, VERY sorry for people like these gals. They obviously are quite troubled not to mention jealous!
It is a shame that after a certain age adults still feel the need to act this way!!
Life is too short, too many things can cause life to change in an instant, yet people continue to hang on to childish pettiness rather than looking at life, grabbing what they can and enjoying it to the fullestt while they can!!
And YES……I know “fullestt” is spelled wrong!!! LOL!!!
She may have a crush on you but she clearly hates herself. Blow it off.
I’m sorry that your son ever has to be around this person.
Maybe Stephanie should start a support group, she can call hers “Bitches with nothing else to do”.
Either way, she’s a strange lady. I wonder if she’s aware that she’s wasting her time?
I agree with Jodi. People who live to bash other people clearly have things about themselves that they hate. She can’t live with herself so she’s trying to make you as miserable as she is. How ridiculous. And YAY for you calling her out!
And do you really eat dogs? Do they taste good? Also, do Yorkies taste different than, say, Labs? I’ve always wondered. We can’t eat the pony though. That would be sad.
I can?t believe you act like this and have friends that are proud of you.
Hmm… Yup! Still proud of you! And still think you’re the bee’s knees!
Wow, I’ve never met you in person and still count you amongst my online friends and I am damn proud of it. (fuckin’ damn proud even) And frankly I think you are one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. (ooo, can I have an online crush on you??!!!)
it really is sad when people are so insecure that they have to project their views of themselves onto other people, isn’t it? they must be so incredibly jealous at your happiness, since it’s clear from their bitter language that they’ll never have that kind of happiness for themselves. makes you wonder why they even bother getting up in the morning, doesn’t it?
keep on keepin on, don’t let others and their sad pathetic ways get you down. and it is best to leave their comments up. lets the rest of the world see them for how they really are and be thankful that we don’t let that kind of bitterness touch our own lives.
She totally thinks your hot!
I have one on my blog also and it drives me crazy! Sad thing is it’s my mom. Boy I long for the days when she used to just call me on the phone when she was going through one of her crazy moments. I have all her comments now under moderation. It’s a strange, sad, twisted thing.
wow *shakes head and giggles a little nervously*
My fav is the comment on G’s bday post.
Oh. So. Much. to say to this! Where do I begin??? Please keep her postings up, this is FUN!
She loves you! She’s obsessed with you! She wants you. She wants to BE you. Sing along with me “Crazy chick lurves Graaaace, Crazy chick lurves Graaaace” Soon to be a hit on radio stations everywhere!
Remember the crap I was putting up with in ATL – my “friend” who was always putting me down and was so judgmental about everyone else. It’s a textbook sign of insecurity – people like that are so unhappy with their own lives they can only make themselves feel better by tearing others apart. If they’d only learn that being good and kind will bring them happiness… it’s a shame. I’d be sad for her if she was worth caring about.
I totally wanted to use swear words and misspell every word I write.
Interesting that in protecting G’s identity, she chose to use B’s full name as well as his mom’s. OOPS.
What’s wrong with Easy-Mac? I like Easy-Mac! mmmmm… Easy-Mac.
I can’t wait to hear what Evil Science Chick has to say about this one!!
Charlie doesn’t look very meaty, please don’t eat him. Do you eat cats? Do I need to come rescue Chloe??? Don’t eat the pony, that would be sad.
Ok, I think I’m done. But if I come up with more I’m going to comment again!
Thanks, this totally made my day!!
Wow, putting all of this together in one place really highlights how pathetic Stephanie really is. I was all ready to fire off sarcastic replies to each and every pearl of wisdom, but instead I just feel sorry for her. It’s kind of sad. I will add her to my prayers; she clearly needs them.
Allow me to say one thing, though……Her comment about Donna is puzzling. Donna would have never had a conversation regarding family with Drag Queen #1 as she always thought she was a ho-bag (and still does). And if she ever spoke to Teppi and the ex-con, it was only to be polite. She thought that they were the trashiest people she ever saw……..
Ok, now then……let’s put the trailer park clan behind us and move on! Amen……
I am still stunned that there are people out there with THAT MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS! That their lives are so pathetic that they have to leave nasty sounding, yet poorly executed comments on other people’s blogs just to life their day.
Stephanie, this one goes out to you: just because your days are filled with nicotine, trucker semen, and despair, does not mean you have to be a reviled troll! Do some volunteer work! Start a “scared straight” program at your local elementary school! “hey kids, don’t turn out to be a trucker whore troll like me! stay in school!”
I think we can ALL agree that would be a better use of Stephanie’s time.
i am also floored that people have nothing better to do with their time. they either got picked on in high school, or that was the highlight of their life (and wouldn’t that be way worse!). do you think they realize how pathetic it is to spend that much time on you if they truly dont like you. they are the ones who look like the pathetic losers that they are. maybe they will find a hobby, or get layed, or whatever they need to do to have a life of their own.
I can’t believe you eat dog and you’ve never sent me a recipe for it. Sheesh, some people.
Sorry you have to deal with that Grace!
I am so glad you outed this bitch and hey, what’s her IP address? Let’s all spam her!!! Really pathetic.
What a sad, petty, little person. I think you should teach her to knit so she can find a constructive outlet for her energies. Her life is obviously empty and without direction if she finds yours so compelling. If you’re too busy to teach her, I’ve got a closet she could clean out and my car needs to be detailed.
I love it when trolls hide behind different names and think we’re fooled. Perhaps we can feed the trolls to dogs and rabbits for holiday dinners and then eat the dogs and rabbits ourselves?
And really, who wouldn’t have a crush on you? You’re hawt.
love ya!
Hmmmm, sounds to me like Stephanie, Teppe & Jane are the same
cuntperson. It also sound like she’s seething with jealousy and wishes she either WAS you or could DO you.Uh…be flattered? sheesh
Also? Looks like Stephtepja needs to make sure her own ass is clean before she starts looking up yours.
And ESC…I think I love you. You stated it perfectly!
OMG, is Stephanie/Teppie/Jane a real person? Those replies almost sound automated. Or written by someone who is very unfamiliar with the English language.
It reminds me of this thing I got in the snail mail a couple times. It was addressed to me, no return address, and contained a newspaper clipping about a weight loss product and a handwritten note telling me I could really benefit from this since I’m really fat (I wasn’t, which was all the more irritating, but I had low self-esteem). Made me so mad! No return address! No way to vent! Now I realize it was just a very poor marketing attempt, but still. Geez. People should know better. Sorry this is happening to you.
I hate dealing with people like that……the ones who have to put others down to make themselves feel better. Anyone who takes that much time to put out that much contempt obviously doesn’t like themselves very much. And Fat??? I don’t think so. I think you look FABULOUS!! She is probably small busted too!!!
LMDP,
It is really funny that Teppie disses you, because she is a complete and total nut case.
All I can say is OMG!!!!!!!! Is this for real?
Stephanie,
I really feel bad for you. Life must be really miserable for you to be trying so hard to beat Grace down. Your jealousy of Grace, and your own insecurities, are blatantly obvious. She must spend a lot of time in your head to make you so bitter. AND You have every reason in the world to be bitter and jealous. I’ve known Grace since the early 90′s, which means I’ve known her for a minute. Everyone likes her, and if you don’t, there must be something wrong with you. She’s beautiful, smart, charismatic, funny, loyal and the list could go on for days. It must really suck for you that your X has moved on, and with the likes of Grace. Honestly, no woman would feel good about that. Grace is such a great person. She has a lot of friends because she is so easy to talk with, well rounded and fun. You could be anywhere and still have a fabulous time just because Grace will make it a great time. Even if Grace was ugly, which she’s not, she would still be the most beautiful woman in the room because of her personality. And the only weight Grace is carrying is in all the right places. You really should get over it. You should be thankful that such a wonderful woman is in your son’s life.
Grace,
I can’t believe that some people would stoop to such a level. So sorry you have had to deal with this.
HEY THERE DEAR AUNT, I HAD TO THROW SOME IN ON THIS, I KNOW SOOOOO WELL WHAT YOU ARE GOING THROUGH….BABY MAMMA DRAMA..LOL MY HUBBY’S EX WAS THE QUEEN. SHE WOULD EVEN GO SO FAR AS TO INVOLVE MOM AND DAD, BY SAYING THEY WERE IN TOWN HOLDING GIFTS FOR THE KIDS OUT THE WINDOW DRIVING BY TEASING THE KIDS WITH THEM BUT NEVER LETTING THEM HAVE THEM. SHE ALSO STILL TO THIS DAY HATES THE FACT THAT I AM HEAVY.. SHE JUST CANNOT POSSIBLY SEE WHAT GEORGE CAN SEE IN MY BIG OL BUTT. THE ONLY ADVISE I CAN GIVE IS LET IT ALL SLIDE BECAUSE IT NEVER STOPS, MY STEP KIDS ARE 20,18, AND 15 AND IT EASES FOR A FEW MONTHS AND THEN FESTERS AGAIN. BUT I HAVE LEARNED TO LAUGH IT OFF AND I KNOW SHE IS SIMPLY JUST JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TO YOU TROLL… MY AUNT IS A WONDERFUL AND GEORGOUS WOMAN INSIDE AND OUT SHE ALSO IS MORE WOMAN THAN YOU WILL EVER BE…SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT… LOVE YA GRACE, NIKI
the Congratulations!!!
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You have finally given the response I’ve longed for since the 1st comment I shot. I have waited SO LONG for a reaction. Yea! Victory is Mine! I can’t help that I am evil…I was born that way and will most likely BE that way till I die in the near future…I am dying, BUT, I won’t litter your blog anymore with my meanness. I got what I wanted, thanks! I’m glad that you CAN take a joke. I’ll just say that you are a fine knitter, stepmom, and you deserve props for being his wife. B.T.W. Please clean up the poo from the yard so G can go outside and play. You’re too good of a person to live in a yard of dogshit. Bygons! Stephanie
You have GOT to be kidding me. Stephanie, seriously…are you 8 years old? Because that is the only explanation I can think of to your “HAHA! I FINALLY GOT ATTENTION! I REALLY LOVE YOU AND I’LL LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW!” response.
LAME!
Bygons??? (spelled wrong!) And a Stewie-esque “victory is mine!” speech?
super-mega lame. methinks she’s on the run with with her tail between her legs.
RUN! RUN YOU BITCH! BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH MORE EVIL INSIDE ME THAN YOU CAN EVEN IMAGINE IN YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES!!! I LAUGH AT YOUR PATHETIC TROLLING ATTEMPTS! AND IF YOU COME BACK AGAIN FOR ANOTHER HALF-ASSED ATTEMPT TO HURT MY FRIEND, YOU WILL SEE HOW TRULY EVIL I CAN BE!!!
Kinda makes you feel like you’re back in Romper Room doesn’t it!!!!
If only “they” could be half the woman, person & mother that you are Gracie!!!
I’m proud to have you as a friend……………….love ya sista!!!
Fuck you, Stphanie.
Bob
Quick response time Stephanie. Kinda makes it look like you spend a lot of time checking on Grace’s blog. HMMM, why would you EVER do that. That sure was a lot of work just to get a response from Grace… You read all of her blogs and comment on them; obsessed much?