I had one of those moments earlier today when I had a thought that could potentially be true and is both enlightening and very frightening at the same time.
You know how talking to plants can affect the way they grow? If you speak to them daily and in positive tones, the plant tends to grow well and quickly. But if you are rude and/or mean to the plant, it doesn’t grow quickly and sometimes not at all or if it does grow, is generally a sickly plant.
Well, what if for women, it’s the same with your boobs?
I mean, guys always look at your boobs when they’re talking to you. And whether we admit it or not, women check out other women’s boobs all the time. (And sometimes even talk to them.) So, wouldn’t it stand to reason that the more your boobs get talked to in a positive manner, the bigger and/or perkier they grow??
That could really explain a lot.
Does this mean we’re supposed to talk to your boobs now?
ESC DOES NOT NEED to talk to her boobs anymore!!! Nor do you missy. If ya’ll wanna talk to some boobs – talk to mine!
Oh crap!! That explains a lot.
Or you can cheat and just pay someone to make it look like the girls have had some long, intense conversations. lol