Dear Self,

Next time you get the bright idea to “go run a quick mile around the block before belly dance class,” just don’t. An HOUR AND A HALF of bellydancing is MORE than enough exercise for one day. Adding a mile run to it is just, well, stupid.

Especially since you somehow managed to give yourself a Charlie horse. In your hip. What the hell is that all about?!

From now on, STICK TO THE PLAN, OK? Because this is just stupid and now you have to miss your class. The one you’ve been looking forward to. ALL. DAY.

Idiot.

Love,
Myself

P.S. Yes, it was totally WAS cool that you ran a mile outside without having an asthma attack. But next time just do it on a night that doesn’t involve belly dancing class.

P.P.S. Not having an asthma attack still doesn’t make up for the Charlie horse.

P.P.P.S. Now go fold some laundry or something. Idiot.

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