Look, I know you have a specific purpose to go forth and procreate plant life. I get that. What I don’t appreciate, though, is that you are wreaking havoc on my sinuses and pretty much making everyone I know miserable. I really think you’re overdoing it being so showy and covering everything. I mean, honestly, do you really think you’re going to get anywhere with my car? We both know that was completely unnecessary. And just after I’d had it washed, too!
Even the rest of nature is sick of you being so damn flashy. It’s getting to the point where you are just getting too big for your britches. Why else would it have rained today? ALL DAY.STEADILY.
We’re all trying to tell you the same thing. Scale it back, all right? We’re not asking that you don’t do your job, just that you stop being so showy about it. OK? Thanks.
Sincerely,
Miss Drama Pants
Thank goodness. I thought I was the only one with a yellow (used to be white) car.
Tis the season!!
Damn horny nature. I recently heard that within the city, usually only male trees are planted because the ridiculous amounts of pollen are easier to clean than fallen fruit. Just another way mankind has bastardized nature. Yay.
If it would also like to stop making those yellow bathtub rings around the puddles, that would be OK. Since you’re asking.
Amen. Pass the tissues.
damn plant semen
I totally agree. Such a show off!
Pollen is illegal in CA – just like smoking. No one sneezes here. The Kleenex people hate us.