I am lonely. Won’t you please finish my mate? We’ll be so happy to serve you once we are done.
Love,
Mateless Anemoi
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Dear Mateless Anemoi,
Upon considering your request, I consulted with the Magic Eight Ball. Here is your answer:
If you have any questions, concerns or do not feel this response answers your question adequately, please do not hesitate to contact management.
Sincerely,
Miss Pants
You know you need help right? Missed seeing you last week at knit night!