Dear Funny Guy/Deer Park,

Why are you sending me a link for a casting call for extras in California when I live on the OPPOSITE side of the continent? Because they’re looking for asian people and there aren’t that many in California? Because I think there’s a pretty decent asian population out in that area. Really, what is that all about? Are you spamming me? Because if you are, that’s just wrong, man. What did I ever do to you? Also, be a little bit less of a coward and actually leave your real name (just your first name will do) and an e-mail address or something like that. ESPECIALLY if you are somebody I know. Punk. Ok, that’s all.