I suppose it’s only fair that at some point everyone suffers from a little PMS. I really did try to keep that in mind when you pulled that little brown out stunt before I went to bed last night. I figured you needed your 30 seconds of diva time and let you have it without a fuss. I did not say a single swear word at, to or about you. That should have been enough. But no, it wasn’t.
You acted like everything was cool and I went to bed thinking you had gotten it out of your system and we were friends again. So imagine my surprise when a timid knocking on our bedroom door woke B and me up at 4:15 A.M.
Turns out? You apparently thought it would be funny to pull a practical joke and cut out in the middle of the night.
So. Not. Cool.
Do you know what happens when you wake up at FOUR FIFTEEN A.M.? Your body goes into shock at being woken up out of a sound sleep and getting back to any semblance of sleep again is completely out the window. Especially when the new cat, Chelsea, decides that since you’re up, you can resume your duties for her majesty as her royal petter and act as her personal bed.
How would you like it if 8 lbs of fluff was making biscuits on your chest and purring louder than a diesel engine at FOUR FIFTEEN A.M.? Because I’m guessing that by the stunt you pulled, you would have probably blown a circuit, you would have been so mad.
Also, just a little tangent here, but I think BAD Boy has inherited B’s tiny bladder. Because, seriously, he should be SLEEPING at FOUR FIFTEEN A.M. Not getting up to pee. But let’s just focus on you right now, mkay?
Here are the ground rules:
- If you are going to pull a diva stunt and go out on us without word or reason, then do it on the weekend when we don’t have somewhere to be early in the morning.
- If you are going to make me take a shower and dress in the dark, then you should make EVERYONE in the house have to shower and dress in the dark.
- If you just HAVE to quit during a weekday, do it AFTER THE ALARM HAS GONE OFF and everyone is up and out of the house.
These are simply, easy rules to follow. You should have no problems following them. Do this and we’ll get along just fine.
Sincerely,
Miss Pants
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