Dear (Blue) Wildefoote Sock Yarn,

I thought I loved you. You with your pretty, flashy blue color. You enticed me with your looks. You lied to me. I thought we had something special. But you know what? We don’t. You are a petty, splitty bitch and I hate you. I hope you dry rot in hell.

Love,
Me

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