I thought I loved you. You with your pretty, flashy blue color. You enticed me with your looks. You lied to me. I thought we had something special. But you know what? We don’t. You are a petty, splitty bitch and I hate you. I hope you dry rot in hell.
Love,
Me












Yes…..I met her cousin and she is a splitty little bitch that is banished to the bottom of my yarn bag……..indefinitely. Hmmm must run in the family!!! LOL!!!
I have four skeins in the stash. I’ll knit with it again, but not for awhile. Maybe for my mini-sock. Put it in time out, that’ll teach it a lesson!
You know, I wrote a very similar letter a couple years back to the same damned yarn. I HATED it with a passion. I gave it away. Even paid for it to be shipped to Australia the hate was that great.
Thank goodness I’m not the only one! I have some purple Wildfoote that is waiting to be turned into a cabled sock. It may be waiting for a while!