I know you feel like I’ve abandoned you, but I promise it was just a temporary thing. There is no small coincidence that my abandonment occurred with the onset of what has basically become my uterus making up for about a year’s worth of fucked up periods. Remember this? Yeah, well she just laughed and laughed and laughed and continued to act out like a 13 year old throwing a temper tantrum. Not exactly what you’d call fun.
Well, remember how I told you that B and I started the South Beach diet and it’s been going really well? Well, apparently, Uterus needed more fiber because…well… I’ve basically turned into a walking hemorrhaging zombie thanks to the SBD and losing about 18 lbs. I won’t go into the gory details, but basically I’ve managed to get up, go to work, come home and that’s pretty much been it.
I’m starting to feel more like more normal self and so blogging should resume on a somewhat more regular basis shortly.
I just wanted you to know that it’s me, not you. And I do really still love you.
Love,
Miss Pants
We love you and your blog right back. Now you tell your lady parts to behave or you’ll use harsh words.
I like how you say “I?ve basically turned into a walking hemorrhaging zombie” and then you say “I won?t go into the gory details”. So, apparently it gets worse than that. YIKES!
Maybe you need to threaten those parts with eviction again. That seemed to work last time. lol
Seriously, hope you start to feel better soon.
Focus on the positive side of being a walking hemorrhaging zombie- you lost 18 pounds! Beauty does have a price….
Ack! Poor you!
Periods are the worst, I am suffering right now with mine as well and I’m thinking maybe I’ll get pregnant so I’ll have 10 months without it again!