I love you. You are so much fun to knit with! Don’t tell Merino, but you’re quickly replacing her in my heart. Can we be BFFs? Please check Yes or No.
Love,
Miss Pants
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Dear Miss Pants,
YES!!!
Love,
BFL
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Dear Miss Pants,
I heard about you and BFL. Did you really think I wouldn’t find out? Well, FUF! We’re THROUGH!!!!
Merino
::runs away sobbing::
I would watch merino. I heard she likes to sneak up on wool and felt it in the night. Bitch.
You fickle knitter, hurting Merino’s feelings like that. You better watch it or she’ll start an anti-Miss Pants rant on Twitter or Rav. ;-p
Dear Merino,
You can be my BFF!! I will knit with you all the time!
Love and snuggles,
Emily