We come to you on this most sad and solemn occasion and ask that you take this dearly departed iPod Mini into your loving arms. We cannot understand why you would take this young life so soon (It wasn’t even quite 2 years old) or why Apple would charge $212 before even looking at it (especially when a refurbished iPod with 30GB and video capabilities is only $179 and qualifies for free shipping), but being mere mortals, we cannot know your plans or understand your mysterious and divine ways, dear baby Jeebus. But we thank you for the time that you gave us to spend with this wonderful iPod Mini and we’ll cherish those memories always. For that, we thank you, baby Jeebus.
Amen.
Time of death: September 20, 2006; 4:41 p.m.
Grace,
I am deeply saddened to hear of your loss.
Thinking of you,
Celeste
You and yours are in my prayers. Let me know if there is anything that I can do to help you through this hard time.
My sincerest condolensces,
Vivian
My very great condolences.
But now you can get a new PINK one! Woohoo!