Have you ever been in a parking deck or parking lot and you find the spot where you want to park only to find the person in the car next to your spot is just sitting in the parking lot, apparently doing NOTHING with the door flung open as wide as it can get? And they just sit there! With the door flung open! It’s like they?re in their living room eating cheesy poofs in their underwear and they don’t give a damn about anything else around them. THIS DRIVES ME CRAZY.
Seriously, why do you need to sit with the door open? IN A CRAMPED PARKING SPACE? Are you tired of sitting in your living room and needed a change or scenery? Are you spatially challenged? Can you not tell that your door opens PAST THE LINE?
Look, people, this is like that ?game? you played with your sibling in the back of the car on long road trips:
This is the line. This is my side. This is your side. DO NOT CROSS THE LINE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH.
Why is that so fucking hard? WHY?
Moooom…he’s touching me!!!!
When we rule the world they will be put on the “immediate death” list. Also the people who stand too close to you in lines. I hate that.
Mmmmm….cheesy poofs…..
Just pull in until your hood is nice and close to their open door and lay on the horn. When they complain, tell them you wanted to warn them that you were getting close to their door, and you didn’t want to hit it.
Try and keep a straight face when you are getting out of your car.