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Bully Sticks First

My Saturday has been full of productiveness. I know, right? Who does that on their day off?! Apparently I do.

Today was all about straightening up and throwing away unmatched tupperware lids. Seriously. I don’t know how (well, I have an idea how. I’m pretty sure I’m married to that idea how.) we have had [...]

Stay Tuned

B is finally going to get his wisdom teeth out tomorrow. He’s going to be doped up on anesthesia and pain killers. There is no telling what will come out of his mouth, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining. Like the time I took him in for a procedure and when he came to, he [...]

Google Voice Wednesday: Anniversary Style

In honor of it being B’s and my 4th wedding anniversary, I give to you some of my favorite google voice transcripts from B.

What the tractor. Hey babe, or almost home. I don’t know if you’re still worried and are or are done of what I had heard from you but I love you [...]

Date Night

Last night B and I went out for dinner, school supply shopping and a movie. Hot date action, right? We went to Zaxby’s because I was craving their chicken fingers. And B took his own condiment with him. Honey. In a honey bear. He loves honey on his chicken.

I know. Weird, right? I mean, [...]

Google Voice Wednesday: Messages from My Sisters

Today’s transcripts are messages from my two of my sisters. One has a really strong southern accent. The other doesn’t. Google Voice equally and royally mangled the transcripts to both messages.

My oldest sister (with the strong accent) left me that makes her sound like a total crazy party girl. You know, the kind who [...]

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